Telepathetic lyrics

[Verse 1]
I ain't got no time to listen to this sh*t that you're insistin'
Is true, but I don't believe a word
Sounds like a cheap Saturday, science fiction matinee
The silliest f*cking crap I've ever heard

[Chorus]
Don't want your tarot cards, don't want your crystal ball
Don't need your psychic bullsh*t in my face
Don't try to read my palm, that sh*t ain't going on
Are you some kind of freak from outer space?

[Refrain]
Telepathetic
(Telepathetic!)
You're telepathetic
(Telepathetic!)
You're telepathetic
(Telepathetic!)
You're telepathetic

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
Out of body experience is just a bunch of nonsense
Don't you know you come off like a freak?
Sniffing glue destroyed your brain like it did Shirley MacLaine
I'm thinking that your mind has sprung a leak
[Chorus]
Don't want your tarot cards, don't want your crystal ball
Don't need your psychic bullsh*t in my face
Don't try to read my palm, that sh*t ain't going on
Are you some kind of freak from outer space?

[Refrain]
Telepathetic
(Telepathetic!)
You're telepathetic
(Telepathetic!)
You're telepathetic
(Telepathetic!)
You're telepathetic

[Outro]
You think you've been on UFOs before?
Ha! You ain't never been on nothin'
You're just completely and simply and totally pathetic
Complete liar, oh God
Simply pathetic
"I didn't know that the song ended there."