sh*te Being Scottish lyrics
by Danny Boyle
[Rent-Boy]
It's sh*te being Scottish!
We're the lowest of the low!
The sc*m of the f*cking Earth!
The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash, that was shat into civilisation!
Some people hate the English, I don't! They're just wankers!
We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers!
Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by!
We're ruled by effete as*h*les!
It's a sh*te state of affairs to be in Tommy,
and all the fresh air in the world won't make any f*cking difference!