Her With A Hoover lyrics
by Toy Dolls
My mates warned me long ago
She will make you blue oo oo
They said you've been had
Untidy tart they told me so
The home that I once knew oo oo
Was a filthy floozys pad
ONE MORE, TWO MORE
Fleas on the bedroom floor
No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner
THREE MORE, FOUR MORE
Mice unite at the kitchen door
IT WERN'T NO ROTTEN RUMOUR
HE COULD NEVER MOVE HER
And I never saw her with a hoover
Ide fell for a hag from Hell
She wernt the one to woo oo oo
In my new hovel
ONE MORE....
(Guitar time)
She's nicked off, I'm in a spin
The first thing I shall do oo oo
Is plug the hoover in
ONE MORE....