Son of di*k lyrics

Well di*k's son has his CD's in neat lines
And has a dad that reads every sign and says
"I only drive 62.5"
Well I, yeah I don't really mind
His coordinated closet and his folded clothes
But who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes?

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Well why's everybody sweating me
Because I go to Dairy Queen
Well why's everybody sweating me
I'm just the son of di*k Ramsbee

His dad boils water by time
And measures sugar by the line
Who tours the country in a winnebago
Well his dad's an anal guy
And his roomate's stalked by the FBI
"Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa?"
Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa

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I'm son of di*k
I'm son of di*k
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