Channel 14 (Toys R Us Jingle) lyrics
by Less Than Jake
I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid
They got a million toys at Toys R Us that I can play with
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid
They got the best for so much less, it'll really flip your lid
From bikes to trains to video games
It's the biggest toy store there is (gee whiz!)
I don't wanna grow up, cause baby if I did
I couldn't be a Toys R Us kid
More games, more toys, oh boy!
I wanna be a Toys R Us kid