Bone Idol lyrics

[Verse 1]
I woke up feeling so good, I think I’d better call in sick
I need a personal trainer to help me hold my drink
I plan to be spontaneous next time we meet
I’m putting off procrastinating until next week

[Chorus]
I’ll get onto it when I give a sh*t

[Verse 2]
I must invite my vegan neighbours round for a barbecue
I’ll go on a liver cleansing diet 'cause I got lots of drinking to do
I need a mentor to help me with my self-motivating
The weather’s too good to possibly contemplate doing a thing

[Chorus]
I’ll get onto it when I give a sh*t
Just wait a bit 'til I give a sh*t
This time it’s legit, my sins I’ll admit
I promise I’ll quit, I’ll get myself fit
I’ll get onto it

[Bridge]
Too much focus leads to tunnel vision
Too much faith leads to religion
Too much knowledge leads to confusion
Too many guitar lessons lead to jazz-fusion
[Chorus]
I’ll get onto it when I give a sh*t
Just wait a bit 'til I give a sh*t
I’m going to commit, I’ll chew on the bit
The next one’s a hit, that’s a definite
I’ll get onto it