Fancy Clown (DC Mix) lyrics

[Intro]
Nah, I don't-uh-I don't put a relationship status up cause I wanna maintain some level of mystery or something, I don't know
But uh, I am single in case you're wondering
And if you aren't, that's fine too

[Verse]
It's complicated with who? f*ck that, I'll be simple
I don't mean to hate or be rude, but I'll pop two like a pimple
Your guy is Herb Stempel, I'm the guy Ralph Fiennes plays
I could disassemble you dude in like nine ways
He shouts a big game, but in truth he's only seen plays
His output is laughable, autobiographical screenplays
His short film was dull, his talking is more dull
He's a puny earthling, I'm a walking immortal
I'm Hollywood, your boy is out in Glendale
Hе's a dime-a-dozen, you a dozen on thе ten scale
Your girlfriend Ashley said it's cool to make a play for you
So don't take this the wrong way but f*ck it in this, I'm gay for you
You make me wanna move to Park Slopes, get a flat above a bagel shop
You give me hope, make me wanna get you pregnant and adopt
Start riding bikes and sh*t
Finish all your sentences, likes and dislikes and sh*t
Read to you out of my dollar copy of Nine Stories by J.D
But no love and squalor if that's how you wanna play me