Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn
For once you can get drunk
And someone else will have to clean your mess up
You're making out with a girl you just met
And then you stop to text your girlfriend
"I love you
And I can't wait to see you after the weekend."
And I'm drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn
The anarchists need Sbarro
Five bucks a can
No one throws out the gutter punk
Even though he smells like sh*t
No one here loves you
But they all might think that you're cool
If you drink PBR out of your shoe
And I'm drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn
Everything happens for a reason
Sometimes that reason is
You're stupid and you make terrible decisions
You're stupid and you make terrible decisions
You're stupid and you make terrible
And I'm drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn
Drinkin' at a Holi-
Drinkin' at a Holi-
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