First Impressions lyrics

[CASEY]
(spoken) So, do you agree with Kevin?

[AARON]
(spoken) About what?

[CASEY]
(spoken) Am I really cute?

[AARON]
(spoken) What? You can't just ask me that!

[CASEY]
(spoken) Why not? You said you were an open book. So, am I?

[AARON]
She's a little artsy
She's hip and cool
She's just like all those girls
That ignored me all through school
She's kinda indie
And pretty hot
She's a lot like all the things that I am not

There's some Asian symbol
Tattooed on her wrist
She's got the kinda look that says
"Hello, world. I'm p*ssed."
She's sorta hostile
Her guns are drawn
Is it weird or just screwed up that I'm turned on?
But that's just a first impression
I could be totally wrong
It's only a first impression
And maybe she's

A stuffy and conservative
Way uptight girl who's still a virgin
Never goes past second base
Supressing every single urge
Until she marches down the aisle
And finally ties the knot
She could want a giant family
Be an opera devotee
Hell, even have a PhD
Yes, that's who she could be

[CASEY]
(spoken) I'm waiting

[AARON]
(spoken) Uh, yes, you are very... pleasant looking

[CASEY]
(spoken) Pleasant looking?

[AARON]
(spoken) No, I mean attractive! desirable! stunningly beautiful!
How about D: all of the above?
And what adjectives would you use to describe me?
[CASEY]
He's a bit annoying
And overdressed
He's got the kinda vibe that says
"Look at me: I'm stressed"

(spoken) Honestly, there are just so many adjectives to choose from, I wouldn't even know where to start

Probably likes to cuddle
Long walks in the park
And if he likes sex
Then it's only in the dark

But that's just a first impression
I could be totally wrong
It's only a first impression
And maybe he's

A nasty uninhibited
Ferocious tiger in the sack
Who rides a Harley, hits the gym
And makes his money dealing crack
To wealthy kids in private schools
Who treat him like a god
He could kick some ass just like Bruce Lee
Engage in online piracy
And not take any sh*t from me
Yes that's who he could-

[AARON]
That's who she could-

[BOTH]
That's who he/she could be

But that's just a first impression
I could be totally wrong
It's only a first impression
And though the impression is strong
It never can hurt to question
Though I doubt this will lead to romance

[AARON]
Sometimes the ones who seem great
Are a nightmare to date

[CASEY]
Either way I've been burned

[BOTH]
But the one thing I've learned
Is often times first impressions

[AARON]
Are worth a second glance

[CASEY]
It's worth a second glance

[AARON]
A second glance

[CASEY]
It's worth a second glance

[AARON]
A second glance

[CASEY]
It's worth a second glance

[BOTH]
It's worth a second glance