F**k Everything lyrics

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a f*ck
Well step aside b*tches, cause I give the lowest amount of f*ck humanly possible

What?!

(I don't a give a f*ck...)
About anything, f*ck everyone and f*ck everything, what
(I don't give a f*ck...)
I literally don't give a f*ck about anything

I don't give a f*ck about motherf*ckin' anything
People care about sh*t, I say f*ck everything
f*ck you, f*ck me, f*ck the sky, f*ck trees, f*ck the sun
I don't need heat or Vitamin D!

And f*ck toasters, I don't need to cook my bread
And f*ck coasters, I use a little plate instead
And f*ck roosters, with their useless c*ckadoodledoo
We invented alarm clocks. We no longer need you

Don't give a f*ck about chairs. I prefer to stand
And f*ck air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
And f*ck the the movie the fan, starring Wesley Snipes
Demolition man's the only Snipes movie i liked
And f*ck liking sh*t. I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a f*ck about not liking all the sh*t I don't like
Like tissues. f*ck them! I blow my nose on the couch
And f*ck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a f*ck about seeing b*tch, f*ck my eyes
f*ck visual perception yo, I'd rather be blind
f*ck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
And f*ck coasts, who gives a f*ck about where water meets land
And f*ck boats, just because you float you think you're so f*cking bad
And f*ck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...

(I don't a give a f*ck...)
About anything, f*ck everyone and f*ck everything, what
(I don't give a f*ck...)
I literally don't give a f*ck about anything

Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?"
I say "b*tch I don't give a f*ck"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a f*ck, alright?"
Don't give a f*ck about beverage size options motherf*cker
And I don't give a f*ck about liquids either
They're all wet and sh*t and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay, I just don't give a f*ck about straight sex
And f*ck my di*k, I'll pee and c*m out of my mouth instead
f*ck biological functions, f*ck the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman but motherf*ck copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

And f*ck birth, entering the world of space & time is a b*tch
Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks di*k
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a f*ck about ice cube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the f*cking corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherf*cking drag
You know what? f*ck the word f*ck, I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

(I don't a give a chainsaw...)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw...)
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a f*ck the most
I wouldn't win cause I don't give a f*ck about winning yo
I don't even give a f*ck about not giving a f*ck
So I do give a f*ck... wait, what?
(I give a f*ck...)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
(I give a f*ck...)
I literally care about every motherf*cking thing