Radio Friendly Song lyrics

[Verse 1]
It starts off like a thousand other songs that you've heard before
Except in this one they do a little do do-do do do dodoo
So you try to change the station, but it's playing on every one
A bunch of sh*tty-ass chords and lyrics recorded by a f*cking moron

[Pre-Chorus 1]
And you assume that the general public is not that stupid
You're positive that nobody will want to listen to this
But you are wrong...

[Chorus]
They want another stupid, motherf*cking
Lame, c*ck-sucking, cookie-cutter radio friendly song
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song

Unoriginal melody

[Verse 2]
Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something's wrong
While these douchebags are all still alive, singing these ass-licking songs
All these f*cking unoriginal pussies that don't have anything to say
I'm not homophobic, but this song is so f*cking gay
[Pre-Chorus 2]
You can barely retain the vomit that's rising in your throat
And you assume that everyone will think that this song's terrible
But you are wrong...

[Chorus]

[Break]
... piece of sh*t, oh, what a sucky-ass piece of sh*t
I'd rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
Corporate b*tch singing
A stupid, motherf*cking, lame, c*ck-suckin'
Cookie-cutter radio friendly piece of sh*t

[Outro]
God, I hate this sh*t....