f*ck Everything lyrics

[Intro]
Yo, other rappers claim to not give a f*ck
Well, step aside, b*tches
'Cause I give the lowest amount of f*ck humanly possible, what

[Chorus]
(I don't give a f*ck)
About anything, f*ck everyone and f*ck everything, what
(I don't give a f*ck)
I literally don't give a f*ck about anything

[Verse 1]
I don't give a f*ck about motherf*ckin' anything
People care about sh*t, I say, "f*ck everything"
f*ck you, f*ck me, f*ck the sky, f*ck trees
f*ck the sun, I don't need heat or vitamin D
And f*ck toasters, I don't need to cook my bread
And f*ck coasters, I use a little plate instead
And f*ck roosters, with your useless "c*ck-a-doodle-doo"
We invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you
Don't give a f*ck about chairs, I prefer to stand
And f*ck air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan
And f*ck the movie The Fan, starring Wesley Snipes
Demolition Man is the only Snipes movie I like
And f*ck likin' sh*t, I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a f*ck about not likin' all the sh*t I don't like
Like tissues, f*ck 'em, I'll blow my nose on the couch
And f*ck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a f*ck about seeing, b*tch, f*ck my eyes
f*ck visual perception, yo, I'd rather be blind
And f*ck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
And f*ck coasts, don't give a f*ck about where water meets land
And f*ck boats; just 'cause you float, you think you're so f*ckin' bad?
And f*ck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but
[Chorus]
(I don't give a f*ck)
About anything, f*ck everyone and f*ck everything, what
(I don't give a f*ck)
I literally don't give a f*ck about anything

[Verse 2]
Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl said, "Small, medium or large?" I said, "b*tch, I don't give a f*ck!"
She said, "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said, "Fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a f*ck, alright?!"
Don't give a f*ck about beverage size options, motherf*cker
And I don't give a f*ck about liquids, either
They're all wet and sh*t and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay, I just don't give a f*ck about straight sex
And f*ck my di*k, I'll pee and c*m out of my mouth instead
And f*ck biological functions, f*ck the human body
I prefer the body of a bat and the head of a coyote
I call myself "Batyote" and I fight crime at night
I know it's similar to Batman, but motherf*ck copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it every day
'Cause I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
And f*ck birth, enterin' the world of space and time is a b*tch
Searchin' for purpose in the random universe sucks di*k
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way?
Did I choose to not give a f*ck about ice cube trays?
If I want ice, I'll go to the f*ckin' corner store and buy a bag
Fillin' you up and waitin' for the water to freeze is a motherf*ckin' drag
You know what? f*ck the word "f*ck," I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word "chainsaw" for this chorus
[Chorus]
(I don't give a chainsaw)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw)
I literally don't give a chainsaw 'bout anything

[Bridge]
If there were a contest to see who doesn't give a f*ck the most
I wouldn't win 'cause I don't give a f*ck about winnin', yo
And don't even give a f*ck about not givin' a f*ck
So I do give a f*ck — wait, what?

[Chorus]
(I give a f*ck)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything, what
(I give a f*ck)
I literally care about every motherf*ckin' thing