Slenderman cooking hotdogs on the stove lyrics

(verse one)

I'm here at my grandmothers house, where I'm cat sitting for her while she's in the hospital. Now I don't know if her white pus*y is nocturnal or what, but I keep hearing these strange sounds coming from the kitchen.

(verse two)

Holy sh*t, its the Slenderman! And he's cooking hotdogs on the stove.

(verse three)

HEY YOU HUNGRY HOME INVADER, STOP RAIDING OUR REFRIGERATOR! YIKES, HE JUST WHACKED ME WITH A WARM WIENER, TWICE! WAIT, YOU AIN'T GOT LIPS, HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EAT POTATO CHIPS!? WHOA, KNOCK IT OFF YOU SKINNY SON OF A b*tch, STOP STEALING OUR FOOD, AND BUY A FRICKING SANDWICH! YOU BONEY bast*rd! LOOK AT THIS PLACE, ITS A DISASTER!