MY di*k lyrics

[Intro]
E-e-e-very time I look at my di*k
di*k, di*k, di*k

[Verse 1]
Call me on the dog and bone
All you Yanks, that’s a telephone
Here have a look, just have a butcher’s
Northern Monkey, c*ck-munchers
My di*k’s bigger than your brother
Pushing twenty-five stone like your mother
My di*k’s bigger than Wales
And your di*k’s smaller than a motherf*ckin' snail

[Verse 2]
Ma bite, mec
Ça monte jusqu'à la tour
Ta bite, mec
Ça voit même pas le jour
My di*k like the Mississippi river
My di*k ask your b*tch, "What's for dinner?"

[Chorus]
Every time I look at my di*k, I'm like, "Holy sh*t, that's a big di*k"
And every time I look at your di*k, I'm like, "Holy sh*t, that's a small di*k"
(Uh, goddamn)
Every time I look at my di*k, I'm like, "Holy sh*t, that's a big di*k"
And every time I look at your di*k, I'm like, "Holy sh*t, that's a small di*k"
[Verse 3]
Yeah dawg, it's motherf*ckin' Kid Quizine
My di*k gets bigger than Mr. Clean
So fresh you could swish it like Listerine
Your di*k look like Adam Levine
My di*k like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
While your di*k gets small like Frodo

[Verse 4]
Okay now
Woo!
Young Bob Barker in this motherf*cker
Price looking right in this motherf*cker
Big di*k Clark in this motherf*cker
di*k look like a f*ckin' Nutter Butter

[Verse 5]
Got more wood than Barry Bonds
di*k so big, got a car alarm
di*k so big that it bought the farm
Your di*k's like Seth Rogen's arm

[Verse 6]
Coming through with a big wang
Doing things bigger than the big bang
Your di*k don't got no name
Your b*tch call my di*k Ving Rhames
V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
[Chorus]
Every time I look at my di*k, I'm like, "Holy sh*t, that's a big di*k"
And every time I look at your di*k, I'm like, "Holy sh*t, that's a small di*k"
(Uh, goddamn)
Every time I look at my di*k, I'm like, "Holy sh*t, that's a big di*k"
(Uh, goddamn)
And every time I look at your di*k, I'm like, "Holy sh*t, that's a small di*k"
(Uh, goddamn)

[Bridge]
Your di*k’s growing mold
My di*k shines like gold
Your di*k’s like the Pope
My di*k don’t get old
Every morning I wake up and cry
It’s too much di*k for one guy
But if I donated my sh*t to science
Motherf*cker, start a riot

[Chorus]
Every time I look at my di*k, I'm like, "Holy sh*t, that's a big di*k"
(Uh, goddamn)
And every time I look at your di*k, I'm like, "Holy sh*t, that's a small di*k"
(Uh, goddamn)
Every time I look at my di*k, I'm like, "Holy sh*t, that's a big di*k"
(Uh, goddamn)
Every time I look at your di*k, I'm like, "Holy sh*t, that's a small di*k"
(That's a small di*k)