Uncle f*cka lyrics

[TERRANCE]
Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker
You're a c*ck-sucking, ass-licking uncle f*cker
You're an uncle f*cker, yes, it's true
Nobody f*cks uncles quite like you

[PHILLIP]
Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker
You're the one that f*cked your uncle, uncle f*cker
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just f*ck your uncle all day long

[Phillip farts rapidly in a way that sounds like music.]

[PHILLIP]
Hm!

[Terrance farts rapidly as well. Phillip joins in and they both fart rapidly in a way that sound like melodies. After finishing the rhythmical farts, Terrance and Phillip laugh loudly while running into the crosswalk of a road with traffic and fart close to the traffic controller.]

[TRAFFIC CONTROLLER, spoken]
What's going on here?

[Terrance and Phillip fart around him in a musical-sounding way. Then, the traffic controller joins them as well. The drivers and passengers of the cars in traffic join in as well and start singing the following.]

[DRIVERS & PASSENGERS]
Ooh, ooh
Uncle f*cker
Uncle f*cker, uncle f*cker
Uncle f*cker
Ooh
[Terrance, Phillip and the traffic controller fart for one last time.]

[TERRANCE & PHILLIP, TERRANCE]
Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker (Uncle f*cker)
You're a boner-biting bast*rd, uncle f*cker

[TERRANCE]
You're an uncle f*cker, I must say

[PHILLIP, TERRANCE & PHILLIP]
Well, you f*cked your uncle yesterday (Ha-ha-ha-ha)

[TERRANCE & PHILLIP]
Uncle f*cker

[TERRANCE, PHILLIP & ENSEMBLE]
That's U-N-C-L-E, f*ck you!
Uncle f*cker

[PHILLIP, spoken]
Suck my balls