The c*ckroach That Ate Cincinnati lyrics

Don't touch that dial!

I must offer to you a confession
I like movies that give me a fright
If the subject is horror, I've got to see more or
I won't be contented all night
You may call it my ghoulish obsession
It's a subject on which I get chatty
But the worst one it seems, haunting all of my dreams
Was the c*ckroach that ate Cincinnati!

I've seen ghouls and hobgoblins and witches
And some moth-eaten werewolves with fangs
There were creatures that chattered and others that clattered
And Japanese monstеrs with fangs (ah-so)
Frankenstein gives mе the shakes
And Dracula's driving me batty
But they're not on par with the worst one by far
The c*ckroach that ate Cincinnati (ha ha ha ha)!

Oh, he must have needed a seltzer
It's amazing how much he got down!
For lunch, he'd just chew up a suburb or two
And for dinner, he ate the whole town
"Willard" just sent me out laughing
I thought "Ben" looked a little bit ratty
But they're not half as bad as the worst scare I've had -
The c*ckroach that ate Cincinnati!
Oh, my heart nearly stopped; he would never be topped -
The c*ckroach that ate Cincinnati!
Ole!