I Can’t Be Bothered Now lyrics

[Intro]
Telegram for Mr. Astaire
Paging Mr. Astaire
I'm dancing and I can't be bothered now
Telephone phone for Mr. Astaire
Paging Mr. Astaire
I'm dancing and I can't be bothered now
Music calling Mr. Astaire
Paging Mr. Astaire
I'm dancing, I'm dancing

[Verse 1]
Bad news, go 'way
Call 'round some day
In March or May
I can't be bothered now

[Verse 2]
My bonds and shares
May fall downstairs
Who cares? Who cares?
I'm dancing and I can't be bothered now

[Bridge]
I'm up among the stars
On earthly things I frown
I'm throwing off the bars
That held me down
[Verse 3]
I'll pay the piper
When times are riper
Just now I shan't
Because you see I'm dancing and I can't
Be bothered now

[Tap Dance Solo]
He's dancing and he can't be bothered now