Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off lyrics

[Verse 1]
You say eether and I say eyether
You say neether and I say nyther
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther
Let's call the whole thing off

[Verse 2]
You like potato and I like po-tah-to
You like tomato and I like to-mah-to
Potato, po-tah-to, tomato, to-mah-to
Let's call the whole thing off

[Bridge]
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part
Then that might break my heart

[Verse 3]
So, if you like pajamas and I like pa-jah-mas
I'll wear pajamas and give up pa-jah-mas
For we know we need each other, so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off

[Interlude]
Things have come to a pretty pass
Our romance is growing flat
For you like this and the other
While I go for this and that
Goodness knows what the end will be
Oh, I don't know where I'm at
It looks as if we two will never be one
Something must be done
[Verse 4]
So, if you like oysters and I like ersters
I'll take oysters and give up ersters
For we know we need each other, so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off