[Intro - Wizard]
To become great on YouTube
We must all climb the wall of di*ks!
Hurry up my child, theres not much time to waste
This is your moment, make it count boy!
When you don't wanna wear female underwear
When you don't even care what other people think
I've done a lot of sh*t
Just for attention
Just for attention
Give me attention
I don't really wanna wear that
I don't really want to overreact
I don't wana make a video with a twat
I don't really want to eat that!
YouTube Whore, YouTube Whore
I suck di*k for views
YouTube Whore, YouTube Whore
I suck di*k for views
YouTube Whore, YouTube Whore
YouTube Whore, YouTube Whore
[Wizard]
You made it to the top!
I knew there was something in you kid!
Now, for the final test!
There's one more thing I need you to suck on
YouTube Whore, (Come on boy!)
YouTube Whore, (There's no other way!)
YouTube Whore, (What are you doing boy!?)
YouTube Whore, (Noooooo!)
I sucked a lot of di*k
I sucked a lot of di*k for views
I sucked a lot of di*k
I sucked a lot of di*k for you
I sucked a lot of di*k
I sucked a lot of di*k for views
I sucked a lot of di*k
I sucked a lot of di*k for you
Jesus, forgive my sins
I've sucked a lot of p*nis
And none of them was yours
Pewdiepie, you skipped my di*k
You sucked a lot of p*nis
And none of them was mine
YouTube Whore, YouTube Whore
YouTube Whore, YouTube Whore