[Intro: Ben Shapiro]
Would you steal a piece of bread to feed your family?
Would you steal a piece of bread to feed your family, why or why not?
(Play time's over) Well, Daniel, I can really only think of one way to answer this, and it's in musical form, so
[Verse 1: damienfarron]
b*tches ride my di*k like a crackhead in a whip (Ouu)
Going up, down, left, right, tryna have my kids (Yah)
Asking "Who the side-chick?," told her, "None of your bus." (Konichiwa)
Now she say she hates men with my weenie on her lips, ouu (Yah)
I just f*cked her step-sister (Ouu)
Call me John Snow, I make her pus*y white like winter, ouu (Yah)
I got Muslims like Iftar
Told her I vote Labour now she calling me a libtard
Destroying all these teens like I'm Ben Shapiro
I rocked up to college, put my D up in her pee-hole (Libtard)
She sent me a titty, tracked her down 'cause I need more
Like my b*tches yellow, hit me up if you a Cheeto (Yuh)
Fortnite, sex time, hairbrush out on skype
Put it in her pus*y when I'm killing noobs, alright
Don't you know? I'm the man, love girls, White Knight
Told her put a carrot in her ass or she'll go blind (Errr)
[Verse 2: SEMMY]
Aye, going blind like her name is Stevie Wonder
It's no wonder that I got these b*tches 'cause I got the plunder
b*tch, I gun her, b*tch, it's one-take 'cause I never gotta ponder
b*tch, you shudder when I'm laying down the pipe just like a plumber
No Luigi, I pull up with the steez, it's too easy
I'm mopping up the water like a squeegee
Let the water all up on my di*k, you know I keep it chilly pee-pee
They call me Shane Dawson 'cause I leave a pus*y creamy
I'm smoking green, it's medical, you know I keep it chemical
'Cause Drako got the forty mag, I keep you in the reticle
b*tch, I'm evangelical, my bars don't need no clerical
Got full bars, Bible-worthy, I count it up numerical
b*tch, I am no liberal, I'm ghosting, b*tch, it's spiritual
The Earth is f*cking flat, you gonna miss me with that spherical
I make your b*tch hysterical, so both my wrists identical
I got a black b*tch 'cause I like my women ethical
[Verse 3: NIKHEDONIA]
Aye, piggy bank-b*tch and her stomach go "Ching"
Got more yen than the business of a chink
Hold up, was that racist? I don't got time to think
Don't need no f*cking condom when I put it in the stink
I'm on top, no, b*tch, don't speak
My new b*tch, oh yeah, she squeaks
Pupils dilated like she sniffing up a key
Falling all around and she slipping on my D
Ouu, ouu, now she got me in her throat, yeah
Slobbing on my c*ck, dripping semen on my coat
Ew, ew, now that's gonna leave a stain
I can't ask her to stop, I don't remember a b*tch name
Ouu, ouu, got the bands, brought the cash out
Wait, was that another song? "NO CAP!," yeah, that's out
Like yo' baby mama's ass, out
I ain't got no pus*y game, I di*k 'til I pass out