Life on the Road lyrics

[Verse 1]
Crabs, scabies, the glamour, the fashion
Life on the road is pretty f*ckin' cool to me
Farts, feet, the romance, the passion
Life on the road is pretty f*ckin' cool to me

[Chorus]
Too many people b*tch and whine
About being on the road too much of the time
Yeah, being on tour does take its toll
But it's way better than sitting at home

[Interlude]
Alright now, it's a flat tire

[Verse 2]
Alkies, addicts, the vomit, the rat p*ss
Life on the road is pretty f*ckin' cool to me
So squat it and thrust it 'cause you are in Russia
Life on the road is pretty f*ckin' cool to me

[Chorus]
Bring it on right now about getting no sleep
On the dirty floor of the broken van
Yeah, life on the road is pretty f*ckin' cool
As a matter of fact, it's very very cool
Yeah, life on the road is pretty f*ckin' cool to me