Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1 Opening Theme lyrics
by Josh Homme
UNIT PATROL!
UNIT PATROL!
(Lock n' load!)
UNIT PATROL!
UNIT PATROL!
(Jazz...)
They're back on the beat to make crime disappear!
Meatwad: Beefy disguises from ground-up steer!
Frylock: A Sherlock Holmes with laser-beam eyes!
Master Shake: An un-private di*k!
UNIT PATROL!
UNIT PATROL!
(Spread 'em!)
UNIT PATROL!
UNIT PATROL!
(Wider!)
Crime doesn't pay unless you get away
But you won't, cause you can't
From the Aqua Unit Patrol Squad...
...ONE