c*ntry Boner (Evil Joe Barresi Mix) lyrics

[Verse 1]
I f*cked Dolly Parton
I f*cked Loretta Lynn
I f*cked Barbara Mandrell
And I f*cked all of her kin
I f*cked Minnie Pearl
I f*cked Elvis Presley's little girl
I f*cked the Judds
I f*cked the Judds
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down

[Chorus]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down

[Verse 2]
I f*cked Willie Nelson
I f*cked him deep inside
I f*cked Elvis Presley
In the bathroom where he died
I f*cked Dwight Yoakam
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles
And he hollered when I poked 'em
I f*cked the Judds
I f*cked the Judds
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down
[Chorus]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down

So how we doin'

[Verse 3]
I f*cked Alabama
I f*cked the Oak Ridge Boys
I f*cked Randy Travis
With a 12 inch plastic toy
I f*cked the cast of Hee Haw
I f*cked Glen Cambell
I f*cked him on a see-saw
Kenny Rodgers farted glass
When I f*cked his big white ass
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down

[Chorus]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down
[Chorus]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down

[Chorus]
It won't go down
It won't go down
My boner, my boner
My boner won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My c*ntry boner
It won't go down

[Outro]
It won't go down
Won't go down