Grand Theft Snowboard lyrics

So It all started a couple of weeks ago
When I consigned my board in a store
I thought it was a good idea to sell it
So I could get another one
So I put it in the store
Thinking it would be safe
'cause usually the people who go to the stores understand that
How much boards cost and sh*t
So I put it up for only three hundred dollars
And it was last years solyznik which is a good f*cking price
And then what happened really sucked
Because I didn't thnk it was going to happen
Two little punks came in to the store
And wanted to take a look at my board
So they picked it up and pretended they knew what they we're doing
And when Drew turned around and wasn't looking
The motherf*ckers ran out the store
With my board, my bindings, my three hundred bucks
Now they're f*cking dead, they're dead, dead, dead
You two little motherf*ckers who took my board are going to pay
So what I'm saying is basically this
You'll be going down a run somewhere
And someones gonna spot you
If it's not me
It's gonna be somebody
And you're f*cking dead
Dead, dead, oh you're f*cking dead
Motherf*cker
"I told you don't let these f*cking c*cksuckers tell you sh*t 'cause they don't know f*cking sh*t
If I gotta f*cking start a fight with somebody I'll f*cking start a fight with somebody"