I'm an alien.
Come and ravish me.
Use me, abuse me, fall prey to my passive
hypnotizing compulsions.
No, seriously, look at my eyes,
colorful, painted with colors you're not even capable
of seeing. Close your eyes and think of my
lips, think of my hot, golden, glittering lips.
I definitely want you -- I'm programmed to want you,
to love you, to envy what only you can give me. *slip*
So why don't we? You're such a nice guy. You are.
Wanna be friends? No. Of course not. That'd be awful. Rape me.
Is your leash tight enough on your pitbull? (But is it?)
Fence your cows. Animals are dangerous. Are you afraid?
Don't be scared. I am other. I'm the other. I'll make
myself pretty. See, I shaved my legs. There, there. All better.
Now sit here and come pet my kitty.
Hear her purr with the vomited thunder of the Milky Way.
Just like that, oh yes, yeah baby, let it echo in your
head, drive you crazy, drive you mad, make you want to punch me in the stomach.
You love me? Come dress like me.
Let's roll together in the slime of my flesh.
Pluck your eyebrows, glue them on your eyelashes,
Then we can lock ourselves in the attic.
But, um, c*m a little closer,
*giggle* *giggle*
and I'll whisper in your ear,
"I'm you."