Schumacher the Champagne lyrics

[Verse 1]
My teeth have never looked quite this yellow
And my body never quite this fat
I'll pay well over the odds
Just to have some teenage abandon back
I hit the ice on the 5th of Jan
And I swear it was an act of fate

[Pre-Chorus]
But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down
I just take my bubbles to the centre of town

[Chorus]
And Schumacher the champagne
Whoever needed good cause to celebrate?
Schumacher the champagne
You might as well be proud of last place

[Refrain]
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

[Verse 2]
We used to set ourselves on fire
When chemistry was twice a week
And now I pay for it over a counter
Whilst they become fitness freaks
My bad habits are taking over
All the good left inside