Kill The Director lyrics

[Verse 1]
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill
To have so many skills that make her distinctive
But they're not mine to have, no, they're not mine

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Whenever she looks, I read the nearest paper
Though I don't care about the soaps;
No, I don't care about the soaps...

Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode!

[Chorus]
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
If this is a rom-com, kill the director!
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
If this is a rom-com, kill the director, please!

[Verse 2]
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
And this is my head and this is my spout
But they work together; they can't figure anything out

[Pre-Chorus 2]
So with the angst of a teenage band
Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand