Mr. Brownstone lyrics
by Mickey Avalon
I know somewhere we can go..
You got any money?
Close ya eyes, Gimme ya arm..
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Voulez vouz coucher avec moi
Where do I got to go to find love?
I look high and I look low
I even pray to the lord above
Three weeks in my hotel sheets
Burning holes in my boxer briefs
And my momma won't talk to me
Since I took off with her jewellery
I used to do a little but a little wouldn't do it
So then I did a little bit more
Now I do a whole lot and I'm living in a box
Down on skid row
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Man got what I need and want
So I meet him at McArthur park
He been feeding me chocolat (tartar)
Blacker than a coffee pot
Oh sh*t, there goes the cops
Chill out, thats the neighbourhood watch
And they probably want what you got
Chupa me verga
Who that dude, smell like seafood
Ain't eat pus*y since preschool
Jesus, hanging from the rear view
God damn I dare you
I used to do a little but a little wouldn't do it
So then I did a little bit more
Now I do a whole lot and I'm living in a box
Down on skid row
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Look, I've been out here before
Knock knock knockin on heaven's door
Knuckle sandwich, go get a bandage
Smokey and the bandit, faggot
You can't f*ck with the Ave
I'm like the motherf*ckin Marlboro man, (big in japan)
And I'm at it again
Mickey Avalon for pres-es-ident
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car
Went downtown, had a meeting with Mr. Brownstone
He showed up late at a quarter to eight
In a brand new lincoln town car