My di*k lyrics

[Verse 1: Mickey Avalon]
My di*k cost a late night fee
Your di*k got the HIV
My di*k plays on the double feature screen
Your di*k went straight to DVD

[Verse 2: Andre Legacy]
My di*k bigger than a bridge
Your di*k look like a little kid's
My di*k large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your sh*t look like you fourteen

[Verse 3: Dirt Nasty]
My di*k locked in a cage, right
Your di*k suffer from stage fright
My di*k so hot, it's stolen
Your di*k look like Gary Coleman

[Verse 4: Mickey Avalon]
My di*k, pink and big
Your di*k stinks like sh*t
My di*k got a Caesar do
Your di*k needs a tweezer, dude

[Verse 5: Andre Legacy]
My di*k is like super-size
Your di*k look like two fries
My di*k, more mass than the Earth
Your di*k half-staff, it needs work
[Verse 6: Dirt Nasty]
My di*k been there done that
Your di*k sits there with dunce cap
My di*k VIP
Your sh*t needs ID

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got di*ks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got di*ks like Jesus

[Verse 7: Mickey Avalon]
My di*k need no introduction
Your di*k don't even function

[Verse 8: Andre Legacy]
My di*k served a whole luncheon
Your di*k, it look like a munchkin

[Verse 9: Dirt Nasty]
My di*k, size of a pumpkin
Your di*k look like Macaulay Culkin
[Verse 10: Mickey Avalon]
My di*k good, good loving
Your di*k good for nothing

[Verse 11: Andre Legacy]
My di*k bench pressed 350
Your di*k couldn't shoplift at Thrifty

[Verse 12: Dirt Nasty]
My di*k pretty damn skippy
Your di*k hungry as a hippie

[Verse 13: Mickey Avalon]
My di*k don't fit down the chimney
Your di*k is like a kid from the Philippines

[Verse 14: Andre Legacy]
My di*k is like an M16
Your di*k, broken vending machine

[Verse 15: Dirt Nasty]
My di*k parts the seas
Your di*k farts and queefs

[Verse 16: Mickey Avalon]
My di*k rumble in the jungle
Your di*k got touched by your uncle
[Verse 17: Andre Legacy]
My di*k goes to yoga
Your di*k fruit roll-up

[Verse 18: Dirt Nasty]
My di*k grade-A beef
Your di*k Mayday geek

[Verse 19: Mickey Avalon]
My di*k, sick and dangerous
Your di*k, quick and painless

[Verse 20: Andre Legacy]
My di*k 'nuff said
Your di*k loves Fred

[Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got di*ks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got di*ks like Jesus