Handyman lyrics
by Mickey Avalon
[Chorus]
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf*cker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf*cker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
[Verse 1]
Pipe's clogged? call me up
1-800-love-to-f*ck
Take cash, take card
Take the fat ass, and take charge
Bee bop a loola, shim shim cheri
She brought the bacon, I brought the beef
Mickey tickey time bomb 1,2,3
Pop off like a molotov in your jeans
She's bursting at the seams
So thick and filled with cream
Some sh*t you've never seen
She's only seventeen
[Chorus]
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf*cker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf*cker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
[Verse 2]
Lights out, I'm your man
Two girls, one hand
No shoes, no pants
Me lose? No chance
Living on the edge of the devils di*k
Sucking out milk on Medusa's tits
Call up daddy if you're broken b*tch
The handyman's gon' fix that sh*t
She's bursting at the seams
So thick and filled with cream
Some sh*t you've never seen
She's only seventeen
[Chorus]
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf*cker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherf*cker with the tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Mickey Avalon, the handyman