Baddest Mothaf*cka lyrics

[Chorus]
What you get is what you see
So baby come and lay a kiss on me
And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherf*cker in history
What you get is what you see
So baby come and lay a kiss on me
And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherf*cker in history

[Verse 1]
I lead top ends in single bands
See my name in lights all over town
Where wolves come out when the sun go down
I got balls so big they hit the ground
Faster than a bullet out the Tommy gun
My c*ck got the silent sound
Riding on the back of a dinosaur
Make the sky turn blue like Heisenberg
Light a match on top of a moving train
Keep my cigarette lit in the pouring rain
Got a stable of hoes, no ball and chain
And they all look just like Lois Lane
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
I ain't wearing nothing but a condom on
I'll kick your ass 'til kingdom come
'Cause I'm all fresh out of bubble gum
[Chorus]
What you get is what you see
So baby come and lay a kiss on me
And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherf*cker in history
What you get is what you see
So baby come and lay a kiss on me
And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherf*cker in history

[Verse 2]
Boy, I'm badder than Leroy Brown
My baby bad will shoot you down
Pass me the mic and I'll rock the crown
I could still look tough in a wedding gown
Harder than a Vietnam veteran
I take trick nine like medicine
I'm so high off of phentermine
If the police knock don't let 'em in
I could hold my breath in the boiling bath
And I ain't slip yet for a year and a half
Top of the mountain with a snake and staff
I saw the Lord and tried not to laugh
Chitty-chitty bang-bang, what you gonna do
When the Av comes and f*ck you up the ass with the broom?
Three little piggies tried to run out the zoo from the big bad wolf in the sheep-skin suit

[Chorus]
What you get is what you see
So baby come and lay a kiss on me
And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherf*cker in history
What you get is what you see
So baby come and lay a kiss on me
And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherf*cker in history