Too Sexy lyrics

[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty & Mickey Avalon]
Ay yo, Mickey, I'm gorgeous
Come around the corner in the bright orange Porsche
Born to mack
Thank the Lord for abortion clinics and smack
Ask ya mom who f*cked her best
And if she don't say me, I'll cut off my di*k
Hey Dirt, how many b*tches you f*cked?
A hundred and one dalmations
Ever get down with a transvestite?
Yeah, reach around in the middle of the night
High top sneakers and a white fur coat
I f*ck more little boys than jacko and the pope
Cold as ice, boned you twice
To give you a number that wasn't even mine
I shine like diamonds in the mine
Yo, Dirt?
What's up?
Is my hair on right?

[Hook]
I'm too sexy for myself
I'm too sexy for my own health
I'm too sexy for the boys in blue
I'm too sexy for the girls at school
I'm too sexy for the VIP
I'm too sexy for you to get with me
I'm too sexy for the movie screen
I'm so sexy, just shoot me, please
[Verse 2: Dirt Nasty & Mickey Avalon]
I'm so hot my c*ck need a fan
So I don't get third degree burns on my ass
Homie, I should win a gold trophy
For all the hoes that I boned in the OC
Fortunately for me
Dirt Nasty got a team of pre-teen di*k fiends
It seems, like a wet dream
Pinch me. am I'm really f*ckin' three freaks?
What the deal with ya b*tch? She squeal like a pig
Then after she c*m happy meal for the kid
b*tch, what you know about me?
I heard you were a player
Blah blah blah, eat my meat
Mickey got more freak tales than ty cha
And if ya don't believe me, ask your mama
Don't bother me while I talk to ya feet
'Cause ya givin' me that look like f*ck me please

[Hook]
I'm too sexy for myself
I'm too sexy for my own health
I'm too sexy for the boys in blue
I'm too sexy for the girls at school
I'm too sexy for the VIP
I'm too sexy for you to get with me
I'm too sexy for the movie screen
I'm so sexy, just shoot me, please
[Skit]
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