I smoke a lot
I'm not talking weed or pot
I smoke the regular stuff
I smoke a lot
And if you're a smoker too
You've got to know sometimes it's tough
To be in healthy company
People who always say:
'You smoke a lot
Imagine the amount of money
You could save if you'd quit
You smoke a lot
By now you'd have a bike
Aren't you concerned about the kids?
Well, of course, sure I am
Concerned a bit
But about that bike
I could get killed with it
And is that what you really want
It's not
So I smoke a lot
I smoke a lot
My god I smoke a lot, and I feel fine
I smoke a lot
I smoke a lot
Sometimes it's great
Sometimes it's not
I smoke a lot