Chess (skit) lyrics
by Logic
[Skit: Thomas, Kai & Roslyn]
E4
E5
Bishop C4
Knight C6
Queen H5
Too early to be bringing out that queen, Thomas
Knight G6
Oh no, Kai
b*tch, why you on business? I'm trying to win this game of chess
Queen F7. That's mate
Man, what the f*ck, man? Man, how you get so good at chess?
When I was a little boy, my father told me about how his great-great-great grandfather Clark robbed this traincar full of gold with his gang. And during the robbery, there was a chess tournament being held in first class. It was such a cool story, I decided to learn how to play. Kai? Kai!
What? What? What?
Goddammit, dude! I'm telling a story here, what the f*ck?
I heard you!
What did I just...no, you did not. What did I just say?
Grass and yaks
Shut up, Kai