the decline of stupid f*cking western civilization lyrics
by Jordaan Mason
God I want these freezers empty, she said
So I killed my wife and all my friends instead
I took a greyhound bus to my parent's house
And slept in my old bed
Only then I had two sisters instead of brothers
And they spoke softly, cooking creams for supper
A waitress cut my hair and left me somewhere
And now me and every lost dog looks the same
She said: enough ejaculating, alright
You and every dog killed in the light
My plans are all laid out and I am going to the woods
One large egg of me was actual parts of my body
That I saw from the sky struck please
Yes, I built this catastrophe
I curated this disease I architect the suddenlys
And sell them now as packaged meats
In diners for the dogs like me
He asked me if I had a gun
I answered: naturally
This is a dangerous war, I told him
He said he knew a place to hide
A hotel where husbands go when they forget their wives
So I met him there for a good time
I cleaned his bones and he cleaned mine