[Verse 1: Jeremiah]
Headed down to the coast, ridin' shotgun in the Jeep
There's a bubble in my belly and I hope it's really smelly I can feel it start to creep
So I lean to my right, cos' my cheeks were kinda tight, as I push a little bit I think like lit, I thought I farted but I sh*t
[Chorus: Jeremiah]
I thought I farted but I sh*t and now it's squishy when I sit, I got poop all in my crack and little on my sack, I thought I farted but I sh*t
[Verse 2: Jeremiah]
Damn I hate it when I shart, I can't even trust a fart, tried to give a little toot now there's caca in my shoot, I thought I farted but I sh*t
[Chorus: Jeremiah]
I thought I farted but I sh*t and now it's squishy when I sit, I got poop all in my crack and little on my sack, I thought I farted but I sh*t
[Outro: Jeremiah & Friends]
I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack, I thought I farted but I sh*t
I got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack, I thought I farted but I sh*t