Freaky Muthaf*ckaz lyrics

[Dirt Nasty]
I know how to get freaky
Butt f*ck your best friend in Tahiti
Through her bikini my zucchini
Came out the Sergio Tacchini

[Andy Milonakis]
I met her on Craigslist
Playing with my eggs like breakfast
Riddle me this
Should I kiss a b*tch covered in p*ss?

[Nasty]
Hell yeah, that's the sh*t
Chili dog the b*tch and take some flicks
Then make her suck your di*k
And smoke some rock on some Rick James sh*t

[Milonakis]
Here's Johnny!
But I don't need a knife to kill the punani
Come take this bukkake
And I'll speed bag that clit like Rocky

[Nasty]
When I do cocaine
I be eatin' more pus*y than Lindsay Lohan
And I'm gonna need Rogaine
Cuz these nineteen year olds got me feeling like an old man
[Milonakis]
She was scared when I sext her
I think she saw me j*rking off to Dexter

[Hook]
We some freaky muthaf*ckaz
Not the kind that you bring home to your mothers
We will f*ck you in the dumpster
Eating cold fried rice while we hump you
Freaky... freaky mothaf*ckas
Freaky... freaky mothaf*ckas

[Nasty]
I butt f*ck you in the Cadillac
The seats go way, way back
They black leather
I smack your face, Heather

[Milonakis]
Heather, it's okay
Let's get the f*ck up out of L.A
I'll take you to Reno
Shake my dice and put my c*ck in your pee-hole

[Nasty]
I've had threesomes with Asian girls
They called it "Noodle teryaki world"
(laughing) Oh nah, I'm just playing, suck my di*k
[Milonakis]
Well that ain't sh*t
I f*cked your great granny, saggy tits
But that ain't it
I bit the clit off that raggedy b*tch

[Nasty]
f*ck you, mothaf*ckey
I had a menage 5A in Kentucky
I got a butt sucky
From Becky, I was lucky she f*cked me

[Milonakis]
Hey ho, you gots to go
I'm about to touch my di*k to the Cosby Show

[Hook]