di*k Almighty lyrics

[Intro]
"What the f*ck is your name, motherf*cker?"

"Long Rod."
"Fat Frank."
"Stiff Peter
Stiff, Stiff Peter."

"Imma let you guys in on a private personal part of my life and ladies, listen up, I may just save your relationship."

"They took a di*k from California, transplanted that motherf*cker to Washington D.C., and it f*cked the nation!"

"And my greatest thrill is to bust my nuts in a b*tch's mouth!"

"That di*k" "Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That di*k" "Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That di*k" "Almighty, Al, Almighty"

[Fresh Kid Ice:]
di*k the Almighty's of no surprise
It'll f*ck all the b*tches, all shapes and size
She'll climb a mountain, even run the block
Just to kiss the head of this big black c*ck
It'll tear the pus*y open, causin' satisfaction
The b*tch won't leave, it's fatal attraction
di*k's so powerful she'll kneel and pray
Awaitin' her time, hopin' soon to slay
[Brother Marquis:]
That di*k will make a b*tch cry
When f*ckin' a b*tch that's tight inside
That di*k has got a spell on you
Once it gets inside, you will act the fool
That di*k will make a b*tch act cute
Suck my di*k, b*tch, and make it puke
Jump up on it, grab it like you want it
If you could wear a di*k, b*tch you would flaunt it
That di*k!

"Almighty, Al, Almighty
Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That di*k" "Almighty, Al, Almighty
Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That di*k" "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty"
"That di*k" "Al, Almighty"

[Fresh Kid Ice:]
b*tches are the ones thinkin' di*ks get soft
They f*cked one time and then got off
Thinkin' it's slick just to ride the di*k
To make a n*gga c*m and then he'll quit
But not the long one, I won't play that sh*t
Put her ass in the buck and kill the clit
It's 15" long, 8" thick
Last name Almighty, first name is di*k
[Brother Marquis:]
That di*k is a motherf*cker
I can't be pus*y-whipped by a di*ksucker
That di*k would drive a b*tch crazy
b*tches wanna f*ck when you're tired and lazy
That di*k sometimes cost you money
Don't be blamed for a child that's not yours, dummy!
That di*k is a greedy b*tch's dinner
I let a b*tch feed, before I go up in her
That di*k!

"Almighty, Al, Almighty
Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That di*k" "Almighty, Al, Almighty
Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That di*k" "Al, Almighty"
"That di*k" "Al, Almighty"

[Fresh Kid Ice:]
b*tches go crazy after all-night f*cks
Startin' from the back then to the buck
Since a good di*k is hard to find
I kill that pus*y then f*ck your mind
b*tches like the di*k, just claim defeat
Forget the salad, just eat my meat
They pay big dollars, cause it don't come free
To spend time with the di*k the Almighty
[Brother Marquis:]
That di*k will make you cheat on your man
Make you so freaky and hot in the ass
That di*k will make you hurt yourself
When you don't have di*k, you fingerf*ck yourself
That di*k is an awful thing
But you bulldagger b*tches are f*ckin' up the game
Rubbin' belly to belly, and skin to skin
f*ckin' like hell but ain't no di*k goin' in
That di*k!

"Almighty, Al, Almighty
Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That di*k" "Al, Almighty"
"That di*k" "Al, Almighty"
"That di*k" "Al, Almighty"

"When a woman is about to grab my private personal parts"
"I want her to graaab my private personal parts"
"Graaab my private personal parts"

"This record's dedicated to all you gals who don't appreciate us men enough
'A Hard Man is Good to Find'."
"'A Hard Man is Good to Find'."

"That di*k" "Almighty, Al, Almighty
Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That di*k" "Al, Almighty"