Ugly as f*ck lyrics
by 2 Live Crew
(Blowfly excerpt)
"Are you looking for some good stuff? Get a ugly chick. Ugly
Chicks can screw. They have to screw, cause they ain't got
Nothin' else goin' for they ass! When a n*gga goin' for a ugly
Chick, she gotta get up off her ass!"
Chorus:
(Mixx cuts and scratches "Get a ugly chick" and "Ugly chicks can
Screw.")
Verse 1: Brother Marquis
Looking at my Rolex, it's 12:00
And my di*k is hard as a rock
My beeper ain't went off all day
I guess all my b*tches went out to play
f*ck 'em, 'cause I ain't sweatin' 'em either
Hoes is jockin' me? I don't need 'em!
There's no time to waste chasin' a pretty face
b*tches won't have me in a rat race
They're very bourgeois and so seditty
When you ask 'em for some pus*y, they get sh*tty
So I turn to the b*tches who are not attractive
I'm like them; they're sexually active
All they want is a one night stand
Some di*k, and no commitment to a man
Never seen in public with an undesirable
But they come clean like old reliable
Chorus
Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice
It's late at night and I'm ready to dip
Cause I'm kind of drunk, with an ugly b*tch
Big titties, big ass and kind of stacked
6 foot 2 and she's also fat
Rollin' 'round the club like a b*tch in heat
But at four in the morning, she couldn't be beat
A plate of chicken wings and a stack of fries
Trying to see who's looking from the corner of my eyes
On my P's and Q's, and aware of my sh*t
The coast was clear, and I'm ready to dip
She wanna go to my crib, but here's the trick
From the club we hit the Motel 6
Riding with no tints, so ho, keep low
Trying to play it off so the boys won't know
She wanted to be seen but was out of luck
The pus*y was good, but she was ugly as f*ck
Chorus
Verse 3
Marquis:
Haulin' ass, trying to hurry up and get there
'Cause I can't be seen with this b*tch here
It's bad enough that I'm rankin' myself
But I can't be ranked by no one else
U-G-L-Y, b*tch, you ain't got no alibi
So don't you roll down no windows or open no doors
Jump your ass in the back and get on the floor!
Kid Ice:
She's ugly as f*ck and you wanna know why
She couldn't be worse if the b*tch had died
Be my girl? Ho, it ain't all that!
Got weave in your hair, knock-kneed, and fat
Get some understanding, you're just a f*ck
I'm out for the pus*y and just one nut
I'll call you next time when I'm out of luck
No offense, baby, you're just ugly as f*ck!
Chorus
(Mixx cuts "One out of three n*ggas is ugly" and "Cue number three!)