Karate Schnitzel lyrics

[SKIT]
JB: God, I'm f*ckin hungry. Let me check the fridge
*opens fridge*
JB: Dude, where's my f*ckin schnitzel?
*KG snores*
JB: Hey, wake up. Wake up, you as*h*le. Wake up
KG: Whahaha-whahahat? What?
JB: Wake up
KG: What?
JB: You ate my f*ckin' schnitzel
KG: What?
JB: You ate my f*ckin' schnitzel
KG: Well, it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game for-
JB: Yeah?
KG: -for anybody that wants to eat it
JB: Well, then maybe this is fair game. WOW!
KG: Ow, God!
JB: Okay? That's a f*cking-
KG: Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right, it's a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well, if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KAY!
KG: OW!
JB: KI-AY!
KG: D'oh!