Señorita lyrics
by Jack Black
[Verse 1]
Señorita, tasty mamacita
Tell me baby, what's your name
Oh, Conchita, won't you have a seat-a
Tell me baby, who's to blame?
[Hook 1]
I'll f*ckin' kill the man who has done you wrong
My body's shakin' out of control
[Verse 2]
His name is Larry, oh, he's really scary
Drinkin' at the f*ckin' bar
Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder
Tell him that's he's gone too far
[Hook 2]
He laughs and tells me to f*ckin' f*ck myself
Now my blood is boilin' over my soul
Hey!
[JB & Larry]
I'm sorry, I didn't hear that
Did you just tell me to f*ckin' f*ck myself?
Yeah
Well, I'm tellin' you to step outside
Oh really?
Yeah, we got some things to talk about a little lady named Conchita
Hey!
Yeah, you harmed her
What? Who said? Who are you?
Yeah, f*ck you, you piece of sh*t
*Fight*
[Bridge]
When my fist connects and Larry falls down to the ground
I see he's cut me with a bottle
My pistol rises, 'cause it's time to double down
Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle
[Interlude]
Donde estas mi horse? Alli
Digame, donde estas Larry? Alli?
En los montañes? Donde, en el cañon?
Muy bien, cold-water cañon?
Andale, pues, ha, ha, ha
[Interlude]
Ah, te amo mi Conchita
Yo tengo hambre para tu boca
Mira mi cara
Soy en fuego para tu beso
Mi amor
[Verse 3]
Watchin' Larry in his sanctuary
Thinkin' that he got away
With Conchita, oh, my mamacita
Kissing him upon the face
[Hook 3]
I f*ckin' rue the day that I fought for you
Now my mind is spinnin' out of control
Oh, oh, yeah!
[Outro]
Ah, I'm sorry mamacita
Oh, my little señorita
Ah, I'm sorry, señorita