Dumbf*ck lyrics
by hooligan chase
[INTRO]
(Ay, what the f*ck?)
(I know, right?)
Aye
(Ew.)
[HOOK]
Ay, I’m a dumb f*ck, I’m a dumb f*ck
Ride around in a dump truck
Tell yo b*tch I’m tryna come f*ck
I’onno her name, I call her misses c*ntf*ck (c*ntf*ck)
I’m a dumbf*ck
[HOOK]
Ay, I’m a dumb f*ck, I’m a dumb f*ck
Ride around in a dump truck
Tell yo b*tch I’m tryna come f*ck
I’onno her name, I call her misses c*ntf*ck (ay)
I’m a dumbf*ck (yo)
[VERSE 1]
Young dumb f*ck middle finger when I wave (yo)
Imma take a ho and my ignorance to my grave
Gettin faded at yo funeral, don’t know how to behave (ay)
I’ve been snackin’ on that pus*y, what the f*ck, I need to shave
Two hoes, one kid, zero f*cks, eat my di*k
Shoot the messenger just like my nut up on a tit
Stormtrooper, kush, blunt
Smokin up banana split (ay)
That’s my f*ckin grammar, b*tch
Turn my grandma to a witch (oh yeah)
Ho say my brain all kinds of f*cked up
Well duh b*tch, but you still gon’ make my nut bust
Do not give me yo opinion, shut the f*ck up, (shut the f*ck up)
Skeet skeet, sniffin’ markers like a dumb f*ck
[HOOK]
Ay, I’m a dumb f*ck, I’m a dumb f*ck
Ride around in a dump truck
Tell yo b*tch I’m tryna come f*ck
I’onno her name, I call her misses c*ntf*ck (yeah, c*ntf*ck)
I’m a dumbf*ck
[HOOK]
I’m a dumb f*ck, I’m a dumb f*ck
Ride around in a dump truck
Tell yo b*tch I’m tryna come f*ck
I’onno her name, I call her misses c*ntf*ck (I do)
I’m a dumbf*ck
[VERSE 2]
Like me, I’m “Schruted"
I can’t tell right from left, if her titties lookin’ saggy
I’mma have to fight her breasts
Only, I confess my hand be planted up her dress (yah)
Couple holes up in my socks at you motherf*ckers next, goddamn
(b*tches)
Chase be goin’ hard like his di*k in the mornin’
Looked in the mirror sayin’ signs started formin’
I ride off in the sunset on a pegasus, smoke come out my retinas
Every week I send a couple messages
Callin’ sundrop (?) like
“Hey, let me dust off that pus*y, I know that butt soft and I don’t mean to be pushy, I legally could be your husband baby”
Psych, you old as sh*t
If you don’t get the dentures out my face, I’ll throw a fist
My di*k just like a cobra is
I’m always smokin’ sh*t
She wanna pin the nature, boy the Hulk Hogan did
[HOOK]
Ay, I’m a dumb f*ck, I’m a dumb f*ck
Ride around in a dump truck
Tell yo b*tch I’m tryna come f*ck
I’onno her name, I call her misses c*ntf*ck (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’m a dumbf*ck
[HOOK]
I’m a dumb f*ck, I’m a dumb f*ck
Ride around in a dump truck
Tell yo b*tch I’m tryna come f*ck
I’onno her name, I call her misses c*ntf*ck (aye)
I’m a dumbf*ck
[CODA]
(yaaaah)
(well I’ll be damned)