Title (Remastered 1923) lyrics

[Verse]
Eating beans like it's the holocaust
Sucking weewees like a boss
I only buy my furniture from Costco
Michael Jackson do be looking kinda fresh doe

[Pre-Chorus: Big Time Rush]
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh

[Chorus]
I'm gonna make Big Time Rush [inaudible]
Right up into my uvula
They're gonna f*ck my cat
And be my new doormat

[Post-Chorus]
One time I got locked in a meat freezer
I've been doing Zumba ever since

[Verse]
I'm only gay on alternate Thursdays
I dropped my homies into a giant f*cking hedge maze
[inaudible] No one can hear them scream
They're stuck there

[Chorus]
I'm gonna make Big Time Rush [inaudible]
Right up into my uvula
They're gonna f*ck my cat
And be my new doormat
[Post-Chorus]
I made a cult worshiping Yo Gabba Gabba for all you real fans out there
You're welcome
God Bless the Motherland