Dj f*ckin Badboy here
Steamin as sh*te
Am 'boot ti tell you a story
'Boot ma Friday night
Bored as f*ck I'm sittin in ma hoose
Ma body's aw stiff an a need ti let loose
What a perfect time, ti de-f*ckin-stress
It's only one day oot the week
But it's the f*ckin best
So it's a friday night
An I'm walkin up the street
So everybody better bounce
To the f*ckin beat
Singin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Got my bottle o Buck an I'm f*ckin set
It tastes like sh*t but... nae sweat
I get ti the hoose and the party's pumpin
Tunes are nice and the bass is thumpin
Spot a burd dancin' thru the pad
I'm checkin her her oot an she looks nae bad
I gied her a drink and I hud one tae
Then a conversation started and I hud ti say...
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
So the bint's half-jaked an I'm pretty f*cked tae
She's sittin on ma knee
What did she say...
Are yi DJ Badboy? Ah said aye
The minute ah said that she stopped bein shy
She said take me ti the room an dae dirty stuff
The dirty b*tch even wanted it up the duff
So I got her in the bed an I cuffed her tight
An said...
Sorry doll your on your own tonight
Because
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
DJ f*ckin Badboy...
Friday f*ckin Night...
LAAADDSSS!
DJ f*ckin Badbooooy
Ooonnncceeee aaaagggaaaiiiinnnn...
So I left the burd
Cuffed ti the bed
By the time eh came oot
The f*ckin perty wiz dead
There wiz f*ck all but
Drink n rubbish everywhere
Half the c*nts pure crashed
Lyin on the flare
Ken ah wiz f*cked
N it wiz time ti leave
Eh charred a bottle o buck
N stuck it up ma sleeve
Drinkin mare n mare
Walkin doon the street
Ma legs pure turned tae jelly
An ah lost the beat
Ah staggered side ti side
Fell right on ma c*nt
Ah done a tripple somersault
An a f*ckin stunt
Lyin on ma back
Lookin to the sky
Then a burd bends down
Looks me straight in the eye
She says
"oh ma god, you're f*ckin oot yir tree"
Ah said
"nae sh*t doll, it's f*ckin plain tae see"
She didnae even even help
She just walked awa
I wiz on ma arse
N couldnae stand ataa
Because ah ah ah ah
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Bottle o Buckie and a fiver f*ckin deal