Poke The Puss lyrics

[Intro]
Now this is for all the important people at Universal records
Who told me not to rap about b*tches
f*cking ha
Take this dudes

[Hook]
Poke the puss
Smoke the kush
Flip the b*tch over and tap the tush
Shave the bush
Stab the gush
Every time I do it ? it

[Verse 1: Steve-O]
I make blades wet and pus*y I get
I get through f*cking without breaking a sweat
Sex with me is something to regret
Money I'm stealing, pennies I’m dealing
b*tches are kneeling, my di*k they're feeling
I f*ck em real good and they won't stop squealing
Ha just kidding, I f*cking suck in bed, I’m f*cking horrible
I'm always on the prowl for a real trashy sl*t
That's begging for my di*k to go right up her butt
When its time to nut, I glue her f*cking eyes shut
[Hook]
He pokes the puss, he's on the run
Bragging about f*cking is a lot of fun
He calls his bros the minute he's done

[Interlude]
Yeah that's right I f*cked her I f*cked her good
Good and f*cking fast, bet she came down with a b*tching ass rash
Now I hang out with all these b*tches like Paris and Lindsay and Nicole
I would never f*ck 'em
Except I did j*rk off in Nicole Richie's bed 3 times
But what I’m saying is I don’t wanna jeopardize my relationship with the paparazzi so I try to stick to having sex with civilians
Of course I did f*ck this one b*tch on the real world named Robin and she was on the TV screen in the hotel room at the time
Did I say that? Whoops I poke the puss!

[Verse 3]
sl*ts love me I'm a b*tch magnet
Vagina flocks to me and I’m tagging it
I don't wear no rubber I ain't bagging sh*t
Unprotected sex with my bareback di*k
f*ck a Jimmies hat cause herpes is fat
The way i see it more people need that

[Verse 4]
I'm a ladies man
I do what I can
Spreading these e’s is part of the plan
[interlude]
Part of the plan? f*ck sh*t its all I wanna do
Wahoooo!

[Hook]
He pokes the puss, he's on the run
Bragging about f*cking is a lot of fun
He calls his bro's the minute his done

[Interlude]
Now all kidding aside ladies and gentlemen
I don't take any f*cking crap
And if you don't like me on this track
Then get ready for f*cking G rap

[Verse: Kool G Rap]
G Kool and Steve-O
We leave hoes stitched up
We leave with a sack with our di*ks up b*tch what
Little 50 dollar sac we can twist up
50 thousand dollar Cadillac getting fixed up
Got big nuts and big trucks, Mercedes grills
Be all in the ladies grills make a baby spill
From they mouth to they cleavers like leave it
Leave a paraplegic in the ? of Victoria secret
Human street sh*t pick em up and skeet quick
Lil cheap chick to sleep with, creep with
Bow to the p*nis, we letting out botalinas
b*tch drown in the c*m bath as soon as she meets us
Shawty face to the fly and the room for the ass
Beef with the cream inside we doing fajitas
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Any man that gotta worry we ruin the beaver

We poke the puss!
Yeah that's real bad news for any body that thought Steve-O didn't have any f*cking street cred, whats up now b*tches!