(Danny)
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh...This a test of The Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. If this had been a real emergency, you'd probably be sittin' around like a f*ckin' idiot; high outta your f*ckin' mind and trippin' on the f*ckin' wallpaper. Wow, look at it drip, look at it drip. Is Hogan's Heroes comin' on? What the f*ck? You high son of a f*ck! What the f*ck's wrong with you? The tornado's comin'! It'll smash your face and rip your kidneys out, you c*ck! We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, still in progress