If I Were A...I’d [Part 4] lyrics

(Laughter)
If had a choice (What would you do, Walter?)
I'd...

Buy myself a gun, dress up like a nun
Kill the KKK and consider it some fun
Get a mob together, overthrow the show
Majority minority all the same as one
No more! politicians no more crooked cops
Unity against them they'll just have a loss

And f*ck the meter maids, f*ck um
That's just the way I feel, man!