Pokérock theme song lyrics
by Dwayne Johnson
[Verse 1]
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was!
Too bad I'm sh*t like all the rest
PokeRock is the cause!
His muscles are so damn big
They are no match for me!
PokeRock is just the best
And I'm a jabroni!
[Chorus]
POKEROCK! (y'can't catch the rock)
It's you or me
You candyass jabroni!
POKEROCK!
Oh, I just can't win
When i smell what he's cookin'!
POKEROCK!
The people’s champ
When I see him my pants get damp!
That b*tch stole my Pikachu
POKEEEROOOCK!
You can’t catch the Rock!