Are all men truly created equal?
I used to think so
Until one day
I watched some porn
And the dude was sportin' a f*ckin' saxophone-sized p*nis
(Ch-chyea, big di*k!)
Where I once felt pride
Now all I felt was shame
Why couldn't I be packing a loaf of french bread for a di*k, too?
Cry just to sleep
Cuz I don't go that deep
c*ck just pecks on vag lip
All that fits is the tip
Girls grab my di*k and pull
But they'll never feel full
I just wish it was big
Instead of this broken twig
Call my nuts law and order
They hang real low cuz it's hot down here in Florida
Nipples stay soft cause it never gets cold
I take nyquil if I cough and I wipe my ass with gold
c*ck size- slightly above average
Regardless of hardness I'll use my wiener like a savage
I'll f*ck your b*tch like a b*tch that needed a good f*cker
I'll put my p*nis in her pus*y as soon as she finished suckin'
Guaranteed let down cuz I bet she feels nothin'
I got a tiny di*k I can't do no kinds of stuffin'
One glance at my womb broom is all it'll take
For everybody in the gloom room to know:
Tiny one-eyed snake
Gag reflex don't mean sh*t to me
I couldn't trigger that I got the smallest di*k in history
A dwarf couldn't use a whole hand to grab my shaft
It'll only take two fingers and f*ck
They'd only need half
When I f*ck, it's pitch black to hide my raisin-sized di*k
But I have no luck, b*tches jump back when they feel that stick
I know it sounds like I might turn into a psycho
But honestly, I feel great, it's just this micro p*nis
(His nutsack's not too small)
Cry just to sleep
Cuz I don't go that deep
c*ck just pecks on vag lip
All that fits is the tip
Girls grab my di*k and pull
But they'll never feel full
I just wish it was big
Instead of this broken twig
Thanks to Abandoned Void for already writing out the lyrics!