Pon Dis Yah di*k lyrics

[Intro]
You ready fi mi baby (yeah)
Mi want you bubble yah mi gyal because you pus*y fulla buff
Gyal you have di wine weh make man hood stand up
When me push it in you c*ck it up, you back it up

[Chorus]
Yu fi tock and you fi tick and boom flick pon dis yah di*k
You fi hop and you fi make a skip pon me c*cky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano catholic, no alcoholic, so mi nuh lick

[Verse 1]
Come sen on the pus*y make me show you how fi manage it
Doctor haffi bandage it when me finish damage it
You is acting like a giant so me make you a midget
Wid mi c*cky with di curve weh bend you up like a digit
Cause if you a penicillin mi diabetic
If you ah anesthetic me a di paramеdic
From you land inna mi bed you get c*cky till you sick
Bout you neva comе a my yard fi pus*y, a trick

[Chorus]
Yuh fi hop and you fi skip and boom flick pon dis yah di*k
Yuh fi turn and you fi make a flick pon me c*cky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano catholic, no alcoholic, so mi nuh (wah?) lick
Hop and you fi skip and boom flick pon dis yah di*k
Yuh fi turn and you fi make a flick pon me c*cky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano alcoholic so mi nuh
[Verse 2]
She say him can't wuk so she don't give a damn
She ago do him like weh Eve do Adam
When him ask har a who breed har because ano him she just tell him say a Satan
Him love watch har like television
Nah give no john what a gay decision
Mi no see him tune into Def Comedy Jam
But as she ready fi go out him turn video man

[Chorus]
Tock and you fi tick and boom flick pon dis yah di*k
You fi hop and you fi make a skip pon me c*cky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano alcoholic, no catholic, so mi nuh (wah) lick
Tock and you fi tick and boom flick pon dis yah di*k
You fi rail and you fi mek a flip pon me c*cky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and make me give yuh breast a kiss
But me ano alcoholic, no catholic, mi nah go lick

[Verse 1]
Come sen on the pus*y make me show you how fi manage it
Doctor haffi bandage it when me finish damage it
You is acting like a giant so me make you a midget
Wid mi c*cky like a curve weh bend you up like a digit
Yeah, if you a paramedic, me a anesthetic
And if you a penicillin mi a diabetic
Bout you neva come a my yard fi c*cky, gyal you get trick
So just boom flick pon wah
[Chorus]
Yuh fi hop and you fi skip and boom flick pon dis yah di*k
Yuh fi turn and you fi make a flick pon me c*cky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano catholic, no alcoholic, so mi nuh (wah?) lick
Hop and you fi skip and boom flick pon dis yah di*k
Yuh fi turn and you fi make a flick pon me c*cky tip
You fi turn and you fi twist and mek me give you breast a kiss
But me ano alcoholic so mi nuh